Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se...
Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se-tere pas h kya aisa wala?
Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala boht milega
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Best Reply Given by a true Friend when asked to Pay the bill of Canteen...
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Lauda Le Le Bhosdike
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Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Beta -Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Papa -ha
Beta -toh ye khandani dadagiri kab band hogi.
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SIX ya SEX:
SIX ya SEX:
Utha k Maro to SIX
Leta k Maro to SEX
Bahar Gaya to SIX
Ander Gaya to SEX
Dono Hath Upar to SIX
Dono Pair Upar to SEX
Enjoy 'IPL' with ' I-pill.
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Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam
Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:
'Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai"
,,, (",))
(';')__//\\
_/_/<<))-((.
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Sab 1-1 doha sunao
Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..
Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..
Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..
Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut... :-)
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Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...
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A very Clean Poem
A very Clean Poem::
Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;
Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;
Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka..
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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt
Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga
bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.
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Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh
Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...
Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?
Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..
Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahine ka hogya ha par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuus ke.
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Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, chhoti ko beti aur barabar wali ko behen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye ghanta tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega
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GAZAL-E-SEX
Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...
Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapde,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu..
Tuje apne bobo ka nazara Dikha k,
Unhe tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...
Apni dono tangon ko thora sa khol k, Apni mast chut Dikhana chahti hu..
Meri chut ko sehlana tum apni zuban se, Aaj is ka lutf Bhi mai uthana chati hu..
muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
QyuKi aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hu...
chudwana chahti hu... chudwana chahti hu...
Chota kid apni pant kholkr Gf se-tere pas h kya aisa wala?
Ldki-apni skirt kholi aur muskurte hue kaha Maa ne kaha h aisa wala h to waisa wala boht milega
*************
Best Reply Given by a true Friend
Best Reply Given by a true Friend when asked to Pay the bill of Canteen...
.
.
.
.
.
.
('.')
<) . (>
_/'!'\_
Lauda Le Le Bhosdike
************
Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Beta -Papa jab aap chote the tab dadaji aapko marte the.
Papa -ha
Beta -toh ye khandani dadagiri kab band hogi.
*********
SIX ya SEX:
SIX ya SEX:
Utha k Maro to SIX
Leta k Maro to SEX
Bahar Gaya to SIX
Ander Gaya to SEX
Dono Hath Upar to SIX
Dono Pair Upar to SEX
Enjoy 'IPL' with ' I-pill.
*********
Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam
Call Girl Ne Arz kiya:
'Dheere-Dheere' Karo Sanam,
Mandi Ka Zamana Hain.IsS Chhoti Si JAGAH Se Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai"
,,, (",))
(';')__//\\
_/_/<<))-((.
**********
Sab 1-1 doha sunao
Sir 2 stud- Sab 1-1 doha sunao,
Pappu pahle tum sunao..
Pappu- Chidiya bathi ped pe,
Usne diya mut, Pintu ki ma ki chut..
Sir- Sabaas very gud,
Ab pintu tum sunao..
Pintu- Kabutar baitha neem par usne diya mut,
Pappu ki ma ka bhosada
Or master ki ma ki chut... :-)
***********
Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod...
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha - aise dabaye..
Ladki - haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki - haa baba
Baba - isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki - baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod..... Teri maa ka bhosda...
**********
A very Clean Poem
A very Clean Poem::
Vo soti rahi main karta raha,
Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke choot gaya,
phool gulab ka;
Usne kaha piche se nahin aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-e-shabbab ka;
Usne kaha bada maja aata hain jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka..
**********
Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt
Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga
bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Bibi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the piche se kiya tha.
**************
Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh
Chor ne dhudhwale ko nanga karke ped se bandh dia aur usko sari bhainse le gya...
Subah logo ne use khola to usne bhains ke bachde ko khub mara..?
Logo ne kaha is bejuban ko kyun mar rahe ho..
Dudhwala- ye bhenchod 4 mahine ka hogya ha par gandu ko 'than' aur 'lund' me fark nahi malum.
Maa chod di raat bar chuus chuus ke.
************
Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa
Baba Ramdev: Beta, hamesha apne se badi ko Maa, chhoti ko beti aur barabar wali ko behen samjho.
Santa: Baba fir ye ghanta tum rakh lo,
Baba Ramdev: Kyo Beta
Santa: jadi-buti kutne k kaam aayega
************
GAZAL-E-SEX
Mai teri baahon me aana chahti hu...
Apne honth tere honthon se milana chahti hu...
Apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapde,
Mai tere bistar ko sajana chahti hu..
Tuje apne bobo ka nazara Dikha k,
Unhe tere haathon se dabwana chahti hu...
Apni dono tangon ko thora sa khol k, Apni mast chut Dikhana chahti hu..
Meri chut ko sehlana tum apni zuban se, Aaj is ka lutf Bhi mai uthana chati hu..
muje tum bistar pe lejakar ragar dalo...
QyuKi aaj mai
Sirf chudwana chati hu...
chudwana chahti hu... chudwana chahti hu...
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